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#3 Don’t show up.
This is almost the king daddy of how of how to get fired, and it really could be the number 1 of this list (but we saved a really fun one for that).
Anyway, not showing up not only works at gigs, but also works at rehearsal and bus call as well.
I suppose if you want to mess with their heads (I mean mess with their heads a little more), you could send texts like “en route” or “around the corner” to add that little something.
With the internet, email, smart phones and shared calendar on gmail theirs really no excuse not to know when there’s a gig, so this shows you really mean it.
Continue to #2 of the Top Ten Ways to get Fired from your Band.