It seems wherever I travel on the road – anywhere in the world – I encounter some clown (and I mean that in the most endearingly possible way) with a t-shirt sporting yet another insightful, brilliant, or simply downright hilarious anecdote.

 

I recall once time in San Francisco when I was preparing to visit Alcatraz Island, a popular tourist attraction for those drawn to dark and haunted spaces.   Standing among us was a young and rather serious looking man with a t-shirt that read, “If I have to explain it, you wouldn’t understand”.   From that moment, the impact of that comment practically became a philosophy for me.  I felt as if I had entered Yoda’s den and came out with a beautiful nugget to guide me through life.

Another one of the more relevant observations worn by an enlightened few initially put me on the floor, as I tactfully stared at a chest only to read, “I see dumb people.”

Along my travel journeys through Ireland visiting a local coffeehouse, on a train out of Frankfurt Germany (“Instant Human: Just Add Coffee”), and in an airport prior to my 4th adventure to New Zealand, I have encountered a few new favorites.  So, I’d like to thank all you clowns out there for returning the favor and putting a smile on MY face, while I’ll do what I can to reciprocate.  We touring entertainers need to be entertained too, y’ know, so keep up the good work!

For some of Richard’s own Witticisms, visit his Gift Shop at www.richardgilewitz.com.

 

Originally posted 2009-10-21 23:12:28.