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8. Round Up Some Hot Girls for the Post Show Party.


Quite obviously, I’m a little busy performing a show, and if I go out in the audience after I play it looks tacky.


But, you, my friend, are already out there…and armed with some backstage passes!


So, it is pretty simple: Hot girls, only, and make sure they are over 21 years old because we don’t want another incident. Right?


You might have to walk them back to the bus to get through security, but fear not…those cables will be waiting for you to coil when you get back.


Post Script:  Would it kill you to introduce me to your cute sister so I can take her back to the bus, ply her with alcohol, and hopefully start to develop a long-term, long distance physical relationship?


Next up: #7 Dress Nice.