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3. Stop Ringing Out the P.A. with Steely Dan.

 

Surely, there has been another great record that has been made in the past 40 years that you can use to do whatever the hell it is you do when listening to Steely Dan.

 

Wait…

 

You know who makes great records?

 

I make great records.

 

Why don’t you use my CD to ring out the PA?  I love how I sound coming out of the big speakers when they are turned up real loud.

 

Why not save the Steely Dan for playing to yourself endlessly when you’re home?

 

Next up: #2 Man Up and Take the Blame.