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9. Bring Me Something to Drink.

 

Maybe this is not “officially” in your job description (hence the “I’m not your effin’ waitress” comment I often hear), and I get it…but it’s just a nice thing to do.

 

If I were ever to ask you over to the bus, I’m fairly sure my road manager or someone would offer you a drink.

 

Here are a couple of bullet points to help you out with subject:

 

When I say drink, I mean a shot of Jack Daniels.

 

Unless I specify water, which means room temperature Fiji Water.

 

Unless I want cold water…so, you’ll have to figure that out.

 

Or, it might mean a beer.

 

 

If this is a club gig, you may need to run to the bar to get that.  Go ahead and buy it, I’ll get you on the flip-flop.

 

Next Up: #8 Round Up Some Hot Girls for the Post Show Party.